Sumarja Coaxes the Snake out of the Elderberry Bush

The ancient Etruscans (circa 800 BC – 200 BC) believed that, on your birthday, you can tell how good your upcoming year would be by the quality of your bowel movement. One big solid poop signified a bountiful year ahead. Loose bowels portended an egregious year. But constipation was the worst omen; the Etruscans believed that if you didn’t poop on your birthday you would die within the year!?!?!?!?

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