Cardinal Tauran was so busy with the Conclave that he only had time for a low-fiber diet of double-cheeseburgers and fries from the McDonald’s extra value menu, leading to some pretty bad constipation. After a kamikaze dose of ex-lax he finally felt some movement. Unfortunately, he caused an international miscommunication uproar when he returned from the bathroom mid-conclave and proclaimed “Habemus Poopum!”

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  1. Love the painting 🙂

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